Our design is oversized for a reason. Sit down, pull your knees to your chest, and stretch the fabric over your feet. You are now a self-contained heat pod.

Your giant pocket is not for keys. It is for: 2 bags of chips, a TV remote, and your phone. Do not waste this prime real estate.

When friends ask you to go out, send them a selfie in your Blanket Homie hood. They will understand. You live here now.